Well see my problem is
I have way, way, way too many teas
And there's no way out that I can see
Foreseeably there's no such hope of rest, for me
I'm stuck in his dilemma, this eternal quandary

Peppermint or peach?
(Peppermint or peach?)
Valerian or yerba mate?
(Valerian or yerba mate?)
Standard green or english breakfast?
(Standard green or english breakfast?)
With milk or without?

Oh milk, I had forgotten 'bout you
All of those pains you had dragged me through
And now milk, I'd have to decide what I have to do
Could I live with or without you?

Oh milk, I had forgotten 'bout you
(Do I burn my mouth?)
All of those pains you had dragged me through
(Do I burn my mouth?)
And now milk, I'd have to decide what I have to do
(Do I burn my mouth?)
Could I live with or without you?
(Or make my tea taste shitty?)

Peppermint or peach?
(Peppermint or peach?)
Valerian or yerba mate?
(Valerian or yerba mate?)
Standard green or english breakfast?
(Standard green or english breakfast?)
One lump or two?

Oh sugar, do I need you?
Yeah, sure, you make my life sweeter, you do
Well, you're just becoming increasingly see-through, though
So sugar, do I really need you?

Sugar, do I really need you?
Sugar, do I really need you?
Sugar, do I really need you?
Sugar, do I really need you?

Oh sugar, do you really need me?
Any way, any any, way?