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Recorded, mastered, and all that other ~ed things in the space of about 30 or so hours, 'Are You a Fan Yet?' is the peak culmination of glory in all civilization so far. A tribute to all mooses, meese, moose-oriented events, shipwrecks, people that party occasionally but not quite enough to qualify as frequently, footballs, moosiness, and pretty much all other things, stuff, junk and etcetera that exist, or don't exist, or are still deciding whether to exist or not.

Plus, it's free, so there ain't much excuses you could make not to download and bathe in this, the eternal glory of mankind's salvation. Unless you're like, lame or something... do you really want to be lame? Would your mother think so kindly of you if she knew you were her lame child? Think about it. Or don't. Whatever.

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released March 18, 2012

Luke Robertshaw: Vocals, Ukulele, Moose banter provider, Harmonica too!
Tom McCone: Guitar, Vocals, Slide guitar, Nonsensical quote transfixer, Badass bass soloist

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Track Name: Sports Ball
Rock up to the club
We're already fucking drunk
Me, my crew get out and say
Motherfuckers we're gonna own this club

Getting some drinks inside our esophagi
We all think that we're pretty cool guys
No thats a lie
We think we're the motherfucking dudes that do
The things that dudes do
Like hang out and do dudeish stuff

Oh did you check out the football
Yeah, me too
'Cause I'm a fan
Yeah man, I am
Track Name: Freestyle Folk Battle i
Do you keep it in your bulbous flesh sac?
Do you keep it in your head, spider?
Do you keep it in the webs you sew, under the bed?
Do you keep it in my throat, you climb down?

Where do you lay your eggs?
Is it inside my stomach?
Is it inside my small intestine or my colon? (Oh, the babies)
Spider babies (Oh, the babies)
Comin' out my ears (Oh, the babies)
And is this somethin' normal people would think about?
'Cause they should.

I'm just tryin' to warn you (The babies)
About the obvious problem (Do spiders have rabies?)
Of all the bugs livin' inside you, right now (I miss rabies)
Studies indicate you probably do (Well, I got the inoculation)

Only one out of every ten of your cells belongs to you.
Track Name: Botched Cover
The best ever death metal band out of
Track Name: Vanilla Folkbattle ii
Shakin' it loose, shakin' it loose like titties on a moose
Girl, you shake it so fly
Girl, how do you make dem moves so fine?
Just wanna get into those panties tonight

Girl, how you shake your ass like that?
Blows my mind how you do dat
Girl, how you make them moves like...
Like jagger
Nigguh you got swagga
Track Name: Austin, TX Tea Shortage (Because of Me)
Well see my problem is
I have way, way, way too many teas
And there's no way out that I can see
Foreseeably there's no such hope of rest, for me
I'm stuck in his dilemma, this eternal quandary

Peppermint or peach?
(Peppermint or peach?)
Valerian or yerba mate?
(Valerian or yerba mate?)
Standard green or english breakfast?
(Standard green or english breakfast?)
With milk or without?

Oh milk, I had forgotten 'bout you
All of those pains you had dragged me through
And now milk, I'd have to decide what I have to do
Could I live with or without you?

Oh milk, I had forgotten 'bout you
(Do I burn my mouth?)
All of those pains you had dragged me through
(Do I burn my mouth?)
And now milk, I'd have to decide what I have to do
(Do I burn my mouth?)
Could I live with or without you?
(Or make my tea taste shitty?)

Peppermint or peach?
(Peppermint or peach?)
Valerian or yerba mate?
(Valerian or yerba mate?)
Standard green or english breakfast?
(Standard green or english breakfast?)
One lump or two?

Oh sugar, do I need you?
Yeah, sure, you make my life sweeter, you do
Well, you're just becoming increasingly see-through, though
So sugar, do I really need you?

Sugar, do I really need you?
Sugar, do I really need you?
Sugar, do I really need you?
Sugar, do I really need you?

Oh sugar, do you really need me?
Any way, any any, way?
Track Name: Folk iii (The Refolkening {Old Habits Folk [Really] Hard})
It's never good to leave after givin' up
-Cause quitting's for quitters-
Unless you're quittin' smoking
In which case, good on you
-Congratulations, you made it son-
I hear it's hard to do

-Cause sinning's for sinners
sitting's for sitters-
Unless you're killing for the government
Apparently
-In which case, you probably get good pay-

-And eating's for eaters-
I can't argue with that
-Unless you're bulimic-
There's no real claim I can make

-Did you have a bout of bulimia?
Just for a couple days, maybe
or a month or two?-
Stop writing songs about my bulimia
Don't even have bulimia
-It's just too exploitable-
Just an easy way to get at you

-Dangit
Or, should I say
Dernit-
Track Name: And a Pink Ukulele (Geena in a Bottle, Baby Oh Ohh Oh)
We will go sailin'
Out past the sea
We will go sailin'
Just you, our love, and me

We will leave the beaches
For them to destroy
You'll be my girl
I'll be your boy

We will go sailin'
Out past the black
Never to return
Never to come back
Track Name: Credits Roll for a Low Budget Indie Film
-Outerlude-
Track Name: THE HIDDEN BONUS SONG (bonus) [hidden] ENLARGE YOUR PE
Well, I can't find any good guitarists, anymore
Everybody wants to be a bassist
All the kids well they hung up their drumsticks
They traded them all in, for basses

'Cause no-one wants to play anything else
'Cause no-one wants to play anything else
'Cause no-one wants to play anything else
'Cause bass is totally the it thing, now

Well, there's no flutists for miles and miles
Haven't seen a saxophonist for a while
And no piano tunes that I've heard lately, can make me smile
'Cause playing bass is just the brand new style

*BASS SOLO OF EXCELLENCY AND AMAZINGNESS*

Well, I never should've learned to play guitar
What a waste that was
My mother she told me, "Son, you'll go so fucking far"
Should've know she was lying to my face, because

'Cause now no-one want to play anything, but bass
'Cause everyone's just wantin' to get laid