Rock up to the club We're already fucking drunk Me, my crew get out and say Motherfuckers we're gonna own this club Getting some drinks inside our esophagi We all think that we're pretty cool guys No thats a lie We think we're the motherfucking dudes that do The things that dudes do Like hang out and do dudeish stuff Oh did you check out the football Yeah, me too 'Cause I'm a fan Yeah man, I am

Do you keep it in your bulbous flesh sac? Do you keep it in your head, spider? Do you keep it in the webs you sew, under the bed? Do you keep it in my throat, you climb down? Where do you lay your eggs? Is it inside my stomach? Is it inside my small intestine or my colon? (Oh, the babies) Spider babies (Oh, the babies) Comin' out my ears (Oh, the babies) And is this somethin' normal people would think about? 'Cause they should. I'm just tryin' to warn you (The babies) About the obvious problem (Do spiders have rabies?) Of all the bugs livin' inside you, right now (I miss rabies) Studies indicate you probably do (Well, I got the inoculation) Only one out of every ten of your cells belongs to you.

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Shakin' it loose, shakin' it loose like titties on a moose Girl, you shake it so fly Girl, how do you make dem moves so fine? Just wanna get into those panties tonight Girl, how you shake your ass like that? Blows my mind how you do dat Girl, how you make them moves like... Like jagger Nigguh you got swagga

Well see my problem is I have way, way, way too many teas And there's no way out that I can see Foreseeably there's no such hope of rest, for me I'm stuck in his dilemma, this eternal quandary Peppermint or peach? (Peppermint or peach?) Valerian or yerba mate? (Valerian or yerba mate?) Standard green or english breakfast? (Standard green or english breakfast?) With milk or without? Oh milk, I had forgotten 'bout you All of those pains you had dragged me through And now milk, I'd have to decide what I have to do Could I live with or without you? Oh milk, I had forgotten 'bout you (Do I burn my mouth?) All of those pains you had dragged me through (Do I burn my mouth?) And now milk, I'd have to decide what I have to do (Do I burn my mouth?) Could I live with or without you? (Or make my tea taste shitty?) Peppermint or peach? (Peppermint or peach?) Valerian or yerba mate? (Valerian or yerba mate?) Standard green or english breakfast? (Standard green or english breakfast?) One lump or two? Oh sugar, do I need you? Yeah, sure, you make my life sweeter, you do Well, you're just becoming increasingly see-through, though So sugar, do I really need you? Sugar, do I really need you? Sugar, do I really need you? Sugar, do I really need you? Sugar, do I really need you? Oh sugar, do you really need me? Any way, any any, way?

It's never good to leave after givin' up -Cause quitting's for quitters- Unless you're quittin' smoking In which case, good on you -Congratulations, you made it son- I hear it's hard to do -Cause sinning's for sinners sitting's for sitters- Unless you're killing for the government Apparently -In which case, you probably get good pay- -And eating's for eaters- I can't argue with that -Unless you're bulimic- There's no real claim I can make -Did you have a bout of bulimia? Just for a couple days, maybe or a month or two?- Stop writing songs about my bulimia Don't even have bulimia -It's just too exploitable- Just an easy way to get at you -Dangit Or, should I say Dernit-

We will go sailin' Out past the sea We will go sailin' Just you, our love, and me We will leave the beaches For them to destroy You'll be my girl I'll be your boy We will go sailin' Out past the black Never to return Never to come back

-Outerlude-

Well, I can't find any good guitarists, anymore Everybody wants to be a bassist All the kids well they hung up their drumsticks They traded them all in, for basses 'Cause no-one wants to play anything else 'Cause no-one wants to play anything else 'Cause no-one wants to play anything else 'Cause bass is totally the it thing, now Well, there's no flutists for miles and miles Haven't seen a saxophonist for a while And no piano tunes that I've heard lately, can make me smile 'Cause playing bass is just the brand new style *BASS SOLO OF EXCELLENCY AND AMAZINGNESS* Well, I never should've learned to play guitar What a waste that was My mother she told me, "Son, you'll go so fucking far" Should've know she was lying to my face, because 'Cause now no-one want to play anything, but bass 'Cause everyone's just wantin' to get laid